April 03, 2005

From King to Pope..

It won't be official for a few more days, but our investigative reporters have found out that George W. Bush has been selected to be the next pope. Stealing the presidency was one thing, but grabbing the office of the pope will be a cakewalk! At least with the pope gig he has one qualifying requirement. He's a Christian, with Christian views. It was a lot harder to become an American president with a fascist viewpoint. What is still undetermined is if he will quit his day job or not. I usually don't do it, but I really think it's time to start praying...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ya got my vote again Dubya !!!

Four more decades!!!! Four more decades!!!!

Helen said...

Yikes! What is up with these anonymous posters. Show your face or at least your name. So proud of your views or so ashamed that you have to hide? I just don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations, you showed just how stupid you can be - and you proceeded to reach a new low point. You're an assclown, enjoy, pinhead.

Spyder said...

LOL!! Thanks for the vote of confidence! But only a true ASSCLOWN, who has no balls and fears the thoughts of someone other than themselves posts anonymously! Get off your knees and open your eyes you poor misguided sheep.

suzawanda said...

You have always had THE KNACK of making me cackle when my spirits are low, assclown, I'd say that they are more like lemmings heading sans medulla oblongata into the sea of idiocracy and republican pukeheads that seem to be running our planet....Suzawanda and proud to be an un-anonymouse citizen...lol...hey smoking in bars was banned in VT finally this week soooo mebbe there are more of us smart peoples than rednecks in this heah cow pasture.....methinks

Viviene said...

Is that a joke??? Lol... :-)

Paul said...

I thought you had to be Catholic to be Pope.

Spyder said...

Even though Bush is a methodist(from which springs the phrase 'method actor'),it seems that the world has given him carte blanche to do whatever he wants.