October 02, 2005

A joke for today

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million
ransom; otherwise, they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."


Helen said...

For this donation, I'd fill my tank!

Anonymous said...

And i'll give you loker.