I was raised by a pack of wild amoeba in a petri dish.. Couldn't stand the heat of the bunsen burner,so I struck out on my own... Now,looking to my right I can ascertain that the one who really belongs in this lab outpost is he that will always tempt the fates..And from another perspective.....
April 09, 2005
iPope Shuffle
In honor of the passing of Pope John Paul II, Apple computer has just come out with the Special Edition iPope Shuffle. This 24k gold, with precious enamel inlays will be sure to make a bold fashion statement! Imagine dangling this beauty from your hassock. We double dare you to try and not covet this! The iPope Shuffle comes preloaded with a wide assortment of some of the worlds' most cherished hymns. It's also bluetooth and red gums compatible. When asked if it would surpass the Special Edition U2 iPod, Bono was heard to remark, "Nah,we're bigger than the Pope!" For Bono's sake, let's hope he was talking about the storage space. We all know what happened to John Lennon. One major drawback to having rushed this baby to market is the poor planning on the earbuds. Just a tad too short.
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haha!! Very original... love it.
Only a wanker could write this
Hooperman is an anorak!
http://www.anorakspotters.com/
NOTE: hooperman, I am having fun at your expense.
Don�t take it personal, �jerk-off�*
* the US equivalent of wanker.
For interpretation of UK slang.
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/index.htm
Can atheistic windows PC users play WAV files on it?
Sorry,Mark. We're working on that for the next version. At the moment,PC users have to make do wth MIDI files.......:-)
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